CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT THIS FACEBOOK GIRL DID

Early february. I met adebimpe on facebook as
a mutual friend to
one of my friends. One thing led to another, we
started chatting
on BBM and early march, we started E-dating.
3weeks ago, we
discussed on how we will see facially and she
suggested to
travel down to meet me in akure if only I can
send T.fare.
Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully
based in PHC.
I was so happy that I started day dreaming
how the visitation will
look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc. .
On the 14th of
april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare. She
called me to tell
me she got the money. And the travelling
preparation
began.
The D-day came. I have cleaned up my room,
bought foodstuffs,
bought a new pack of CD., wen she dropped at
akure garage, I
told her to pick a bike to my house address
which she did, she
got to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her
in, gave her soft
drinks and we were chating. Wen it was 6pm,
she shocked me by
telling me she has a cousin here in akure and
that’s where she
will be staying throughout her 3days of stay
and dat I shd visit
her at her cousin’s place the following day. I
was so sad but I
didn’t show it, I faked a smile and walk her off
to take bike.
I come dey reason am say “se na like dis my
10k go waste?”.
The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I lied
that I was sick with
the mindset that she will come to my place
instead. But na lie,
all she could do was to call me and ask after
my health.
That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just
wondering how silly I am. I
just put my fone in silence and forcefully slept
off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I
picked my fone and I
saw a text from adebimpe. Which says “baby
u knw I will be
leaving today, wat time should I come to visit
u so as to get my
return Tfare”. Chaiii, na so my head spark

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Just while I was wondering about my
stupidity, my memory
started flashing back to the how we
started……….
After sending her a friend request on facebook
which she
accepted. We chat about academics, life in
general. As time goes
on, we were so fond of each other that we
confided in each other.
She told me about her relationship that just
ended with mike due
to emotional and physical abuse. She told me
how mike didn’t
love her, how he violently demand for s-x, how
he always
demanded for ana.l s-x which she always
rejected not until one
day when mike drugged her drink and she was
unconscious
while mike had his way through her bombom.
I felt so sorry for
her that I always keep her company on chats.
We do exchange
pictures, voicenotes and videos. The feelings
was developing
gradually until the day I asked her out…
It took her up to 2weeks to give a yes answer,
after giving me a
yes, we started the E-dating proper.
Its was fun all through because we chat
almost every minutes, I
will always call her time to time which she
don’t always return
but I never mind. As at march, our intimacy
grew to the extent
that we engage in dirty chats. Chaii, adebimpe
is a guru at it.
She will always tell me about her sexcapades
with her ex, how
she gives Mouth Gig and swallows the c-m.
How she do perform
56 styles. Infact, every nite, I do make sure my
fone is charged
so as to enjoy each nite moment of sexchat,
after chat, she will
call me in the midnite for phonesex. One nite
during our normal
chat, we were like
Bimpe: baby, I’m getting wet to much dis
days, each time I feel
like having you in me
Me: the feelings is mutual baby, same thing
here
Bimpe: pls can u do me an urgent favour?
Me: what favour is that dear?
Bimpe:. Pls send pics of your erected d--k to
me.
Me: *suprised*. Waoo, but on one condition,
Bimpe:. What’s the condition?
Me: u will send ur own nudes to me
Bimpe:. Don’t worry dear, just be patient till
we meet, I will give
you a surprise package you will always
remember for the rest of
your life
Me:, really?, tell me about it
Bimpe:. You know what?. I will suck you while
you will c-m 3
times in my mouth and I will swallow. I will
give u the best
d----e u have ever experienced and atleast 30
out of my 56 s-x
positions
Me: chai *my d--k responded to the signal* I
can’t wait for that
dear.
The chat ended with a nice phonesex till I
slept of and I had this
nasty dream of me and adebimpe…………….
I woke up from my “day-dreaming” and begin
to wonder what
actually happened. I began to compare the
bimpe who is always
nasty on chats and always look forward to us
been together with
the bimbe who barely spend 1 hour with me
only to tell me she is
going to stay over at her cousin’s place whom
she didn’t tell me
about earlier.
while I was still imagining. My phone rang
and I tried checking
who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick
the calls cos I was
so mad at mysef, considering the 3bottles of
alomo I have
bought, the preparations and the likes. I
ignore more of her calls.
I decided to open my operamini and browse
my facebook to
while away time. As the facebook homepage
page opened. On
the username, I saw her email filled in it, and
on the password. I
saw 8 dots just as normal password code.
Immediately I got a
flash back that when she came to my house
on day 1, she asked
for my fone to use because her blackberry
battery was flat. I
remembered she logged out before returning
the fone to me. So
as I was wondering whay could have
happened, I then recollect
that a notification that says “do you want
opera to keep your
password for this page?” Usually comes up,
then I assumed she
must have selected YES.
I gladly logged in into her account and browse
through her
messages.
To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat
she did to me
with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked
me most was a guy
on her message named “swordman”. The guy
also lives in akure
according to their chats. She also told the guy
that she wish to
come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in
the chat that he
didn’t have money to finance the transport of
which bimpe replied
that “don’t worry, I will sort out myself”. On
seeing this, my head
rang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took
my time to read
through all their conversations and I
discovered that she do
exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the
extreme, and they
were also dating. It was then I got the true
image that bimpe is
actually with another guy whom she said its a
cousin. But again I
thought of it that she invited me to come
there yesterday, can
she be with another guy and still invite me?,
The time was now
8:43am. I called bimpe and told her that I
want to visit her at her
cousin’s place and that she should give me
the address. She
replied me that “I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and
my cousin had a
serious misunderstanding yesterday nite and
till this morning.
Infact, we haven’t spoke since last nite till
now, so its not
advisable for you to come” I said ok and then
hanged up.
I said to my self that chaiiii………..onihaxy, you
be first class
maga.
Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I
don’t know either to
trace the address I found on facebook, or to
set her up, kidnap
her and molest her, so many evil things were
just going through
my mind, then a text message came in from
bimpe which says ”
baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gan
gaun, my head
sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will
shout on her, I was
reasoning if I should show her my discovery or
not. I don’t know
what to do next, I was just restless. Walking
up and down my
room. About 30mins later. I heard the sound
“ko ko ko” on my
door. Who is that was my response to the
knock, and a sweet
voice came from outside saying its me bimpe.
I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it,
she dropped her
luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss
on my lips. Before I
knew what was happening, I have forgot all
my
rehearsals……………

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Just after 2mins of her kissing me, she
stopped and went
straight to my kitchen, as she was going, she
said, “baby, I don’t
want to travel empty stomach so as not to
collapse in the bus”.
Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone,
the boldness to
frown at her is gone, I don’t even know if I
should confront her
about her facebook messages, what if I do,
what will be her
reaction?. A lot of thoughts was just running
through my head.
She located my noodles carton and started
cooking while we
started conversation
Me: bimbe, what went wrong between you and
your cousin?
Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I told
him that I’m
returning today and that he should give me
money but he refused
saying he doesn’t have money.
Me:***thinking in my mind that “so this girl is
expecting me to
pay the return T.fare again?”***. really?, why
will he do that to
his kid sister?
Bimpe:. He said I should wait till wednesday
but I insist that I’m
returning today which is sunday
Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend him
before now?
Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative.
If not that I
mistakenly spoke with him about coming to
akure to see
someone which Is you, then he insisted that I
must come to his
place, in fact, he called my mum that I am
coming to his place so
there is nothing I can do about it than to
lodge at his place
Me: eeyah. That’s family bond. Family will
always want to be
together. But wait, which area in this akure is
he living?
Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.
Me : ***then I remembered the address I saw
in her facebook
chat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to be
precise***.
Baby, that is just 40mins journey from here
ooo. Won’t I get to
meet my in-law facially?
Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms.
infact, I insulted him
this morning and left there with anger, so its
not ideal for now,
maybe during my next visit.
Me: ok
Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should
leave around 12pm
so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep
for me. Won’t you
buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your
baby?
Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very
wicked and a bad
person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I
should tell you this * I
have made up my mind to tell her she is a
cheat, prostitute and a
scammer*
Bimpe: *shocked*, she came closer, placed
hand on my head,
takes it down to my chest and plants a kiss
on my mouth. Then
she asked “what’s my offence my husband”
Me: ****with this little kiss and the soft touch
from her palms plus
the seductive way she used the tip of her
b---m to rub my back,
my brain was formatted again**** bimpe, I
was sick since
yesterday which I told u about, u can’t even
ask about my health,
all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfair
ooooo. ***dats all
I could utter, I don’t know what sealed my
mouth***.
Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed my
head with her
hands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and
said “I’m sorry
baby”. I still wear a frown wondering why I
lost the courage to
confront and rebuke her.
She noticed this and kissed me passionately
this time. Its was
romantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing,
my hand locate
her shirt button, I was about to loose it, she
said “stop stop
stop”, the indomie should be burning by now, I
need to go and
check it. She stood up from my laps and went
to the kitchen
leaving me with hard on.
I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, u must
be the greatest
fool of the first order………………………..
Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing
my hard-on. She
called me from the kitchen to join her in
eating the noodles. I
went to meet her in the kitchen. After finishing
the noodles, I
went back to sit on the bed while she sat at
the other edge of the
bed.
BIMPE: baby, I will miss you, if not for my
cousin. I would have
lodge at your place
ME: its no problem.
BIMPE: hope you will also give me something
to give my friends
at school because they will be expecting
ME: ok, dat reminds me. Now that your cousin
refuse to give you
money, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE: oh baby, I know you won’t watch me
been stranded in
akure. After my cousin, u are the only person I
have here. Pls
help me
ME: but today is sunday and banks doesn’t
open, how do I do it?
BIMPE: ****she suddenly wear a sad face and
started shedding
tears**** pls onihaxy. I beg of you, pls use
your ATM and help
me, I have a test of 4unit course tomorrow
morning
please.******continue with the sad face****
ME: instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain,
I thought of her
test. I just don’t know where the MR nice guy
in me came from. I
replied her that “don’t worry, I will try and get
something from the
ATM.
Bimpe was so happy that she kissed me
again, this time it was
more romantic and passionate. I locate her
shirt button again.
This time, she didn’t resist, I press on to her
bra, dipped my hand
into it, located her Tips, I was squeezing and
pressing. I traced
my hands down to her abdomen, still doing
the kissing. Just as I
was about unzipping her trouser, she said
“STOP”, I refused but
she removed her mouth and shifted a bit
BIMPE: baby, don’t you think its too early for
us to have s-x?. We
are going to get married and enjoy ourselves
till eternity, why
should we rush?. And besides, this is our first
date dear. Pls
******she wore this innocent girl look*******
I just wore a straight face and refuse to say
anything. She
noticed that I am unhappy. So she came
closer again in kissed
me. She started rubbing my chest, I was happy
thinking she is
ready to play. Just as I was about pressing
her bosoms, she held
my hand and say, “baby, pls hurry to the bank
becos of time, I
will surprise you when you are back
Immediately I heard the word suprise, I
suddenly smile and
became restless. I dashed into my wardrobe,
picked up a shirt.
Picked my ATM card. Just as I was about
stepping out of the
room, her phone was ringing*****

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her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I
couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the
phone, but bimpe was
responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone
and she dropped the
call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said
“that is my roomate
at school. She is asking me the time I will get
to PHC”.
I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my
house for like
10minutes thinking all sort of things
“Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right
about having a
cousin?. After all, she will give me s-x as a
surprise before
leaving so I will actually taste her?. But
should I tell her about
what I saw on facebook?,but what if she asked
me how I get to
know her account details?, but if I don’t give
her the money, how
will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till
tomorrow so as to
enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is
having a 4 unit test
tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I
think I like her
naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu
for
her”************. The thoughts were just
coming in and
overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a
point, I just made
up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage.
After all, I can’t
pay more than 5k if I invite a girl for home
service. So let me just
zero my mind that I am paying only for the
surprised s-x and I
will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her
earlier.
I stopped thinking and stopped a bike.
Bike man, take me to alagbaka. He said “bros
na 150naira
oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass
through fiwasaye girls
college and finally dropped me in front of first
bank opposite
captain cook at alagbaka junction.
On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was
so much, so I
decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank.
The queue isn’t
that much. I am the 12th person on the
queue. I was so anxious
to withdraw the money and go back home to
meet my surprise
package, in fact, I insult anyone who stayed
longer on the
machine.
When there about 6 people in front of me,
something just struck
me that I should go to facebook and check her
recent chats. This
time, I got the greatest shock of my life on
what I
saw
as I opened her message. She started a chat
with
swordman 5minutes ago
SWORDMAN: baby, hi
BIMPE: sweetie, I’m fine. I so much enjoyed
the way you make
love to me. It was the best I have ever had in
my life.
Chaiii. I developed headache instantly. I
scrolled up to read again
incase I didn’t get it very well, I continued
reading
SWORD:. Same thing here, I so much miss ur
orals. Infact, if not
for the test you said you want to write
tomorrow, I won’t have let
you go today.
BIMPE: baby don’t worry, I will be back after
the semester break.
I can’t wait to feel you again
SWORD: that’s my baby. How far with the
place you said you are
going for your Tfare, I mean your daddy’s
friend you talked
about?.
BIMPE: I’m there already, but he went out to
bank to withdraw
money for me.
SWORD: why not come here for a quickee
plssssss
BIMPE: time has gone and he will be back
soon
SWORD: baby pls it won’t be long, I promise it
won’t exceed
10mins
BIMPE:. Are u sure?
SWORD: I promise
BIMPE: ok dear, set the stage, don’t let me
meet you with cloths
on and make sure its a hot ride. I will be there
in a jiffy.
SWORD: ok dear, I will be waiting.
Chaiiii. I shouted and it attracted the
attention of people on the
queue. They asked me what’s wrong but I
couldn’t say anything.
I stepped out of the bank. And was wondering
if I am not
dreaming. Just as I was thinking of what next
to do. My phone
rang and its a message from bimpe which
says “baby, pls I left
my school ID card at my cousins place, I am
on way to get it. I
will be back in 20mins time pls”.
I don’t know when I started crying. I was
crying like a baby on
the express. I said to myself. “This time,
Onihaxy, u must teach
this b-----d a lesson she will never forget in
her life

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just as i was standing infront of the bank and
crying like
someone who lost his d--k, my fone rang. I
looked at the screen
and it was a friend named segun. I do call him
“sege the guru”
because is into blogging and ICT.
SEGE: ogbeni how far? U number no dey waka
since yesterday
Me: sege how far
SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do ur voice, u no dey
sound normal my guy
ME: I have been duped by a woman i love so
much.
SEGE: say wetin, abeg pick a bike dey come
oba-ile right now.
I stoppd a bike going to oba-ile where segun
lives. After 8mins. I
am at segun’s room entrance
me: ko ko ko
sege: who be that, come in.
I entered, sat down, then without wasting time,
i summarized the
whole episode to sege in 3minutes.
SEGE: “were ni e o” omo porta ti lo agbari fun
e. Ode ni e
ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and get
assets for front and
back. I just so much love her
SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the “baddest maga ever
liveth”
me: thank u. Wetin i go come do now segun
SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part or
the whole of that
10k from her, u go still straff her free for the
next 2days and u go
discharge her without giving a kobo
Me: is that possible, how i go do am now?
Just immediately, a message came in from
adebimpe which says
“baby, i’m on my way back”. I showed it to
sege. He laughed and
said to me. “ogbeni, if u fall again this time,
then u don break
world maga record”.
He opened a bulk sms application on his
phone, draft a Access
bank debit alert of 25k and send it to my line.
Me: what should i do with it
SEGE: Show it to her wen u reach house, tell
her say ATM debit
the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the
money no come out of
the machine, so u dey go the bank tomorrow
to complain. But if
she no fit wait, tell her say u get person wey u
fit collect the
money from and then call me make i show. We
go dey write d
script on whatsapp as u dey go. But make
sure u clear the
whatsapp chats after ooo
I dashed out of segun’s house. I went home
straight, on getting
home, i met adebimpe sitting on the bed
restless. As i entered,
she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what happend?
Me: ** i brought out my fone and showed her
the alert and then
act the drama as directed by segun”***
bimpe wore a sad face
BIMPE: What do we do now? This is 11:08am
and i must get to
PHC today.
ME: ok relax, let me call a friend to borrow me
20k to give you, i
will sort him when u are gone.
I picked up my phone and called segun to
come.
Bimpe hugged and kissed me again and said
“u are a darling”. I
asked of the surprise she promised earlier, she
said i should wait
till my friend leaves so that no one will
disturb. I replied “ok”.
Segun arrived at about 10mins later.
ME: sege my guy. Pls i need ur help, my babe
wan return to
school today and ATM fuc.ked up. Abeg
borrow me 20k till
tomorrow.
SEGUN: lai lai. The 8k wey u borrow last time,
u neva returm am
and u wan collect another one?. I go give u
the 20k only after u
refund the previous 8k.
ME: Se na because of 8k u come dey disgrace
me infront of my
babe?. Abeg i go give u the two together.
SEGUN: lai lai, find means and give me the 8k
first.
Then i turned to bimpe.
Me: bimpe, pls do u have 8k with you, let me
give this guy so
that he can give me the 20k
BIMPE: i dont have that amount, the only
money on me is 5,500
and its a money that my friend gave me to
buy weavon for her
from akure.
ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since
i’m giving you 20k in
return, u can then sort your friend.
She gave me the 5k and i gave it to segun.
ME: Now wey i don give u 5k out of 8k, can u
now help me?
SEGUN: Se u know say u be akue?. If not
because of ur pretty
girlfriend, i no go help u. Let me go home and
bring the money, i
will be back in 10mins time.
Immediately after segun’s departure, she gave
me the surprise.
We had a hot romance which leads to one
round of sweet s-x.
3mins after the s-x, segun called, i picked and
put on loud
speaker.
Me: sege how far?, where is the money now?
SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As i dey come ur
place the other
time, i forget to lock my door, before i reach
home, dem don carry
my lappy and took all the 30k wey dey house.
ME: Eyah. So sorry oo. Abeg se u fit return
that 5k, i go find
means add to it give my babe?
SEGUN: U dey mad ni. **segun hanged up the
call.
*************flashback*********
Immediately after segun’s departure, bimpe
looked into my eyes
while she sat on the bed.
“Onihaxy, I love you. You are cool, cute, gentle
and caring, where
have you been all this while when I was
looking for a good guy?”.
She then moved close and kissed me and we
started kissing passionately. I took hold of her
bosoms and
ooohh
, they were really soft and she stiffled a
moan as I touched her Tips. She said
“I’m afraid that you will dump me after having
s-x with me
because that is how you guys always do.”, I
replied, “baby u
know I so much love you. If not, I won’t be
running everywhere to
get money for you…,she smiled and resumed
the kissing. I
ripped off
her top and descended voraciously on
her swollen Tips. I furthered downward to
unzip her jeans
trouser. I was shocked at what I saw,bimpe
was pantless…
Why pantless. I asked?. She replied “I’m not
always comfortable
with pants”. But I thought to my self “chaii,
swordman must have
a hand in this pantless issue.
She pulled down my jeans and boxers
and saw my erect manliness, she
simply rubbed it and den she sat down with
her legs open and
her K---y-Cat dripping wet. Chai, bimpe is not
tight and I noticed
something like Fluid on her Vjay hair. I slid
my condomize d--k
into her and she gasped. My heart skipped two
beats as i felt my
d--k heating up and she continue to moan
louder.
We switch to canine after about 4minutes of
the s-x and I
continued going in and out faster and she
begged for more which
I gave her
ultimately. We lasted for the next 6mins and I
c-m. It was
obvious that she noticed that I wasn’t excited
about the s-x.
What’s wrong baby? Bimpe asked. Nothing, I
replied.
Bimpe: Onihaxy, do you truly love me?
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are
the only guy I
have in my life after breaking up with my ex.
And I don’t want to
suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love *yinmu*
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and
dress up while we are
awaiting uncle segun.
She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked
twisting the fresh fair
Bottom as she opened the door to the
bathroom .
I took my phone and checked my whatsapp
messages. I got a
message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me when
u are with your
girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud
speaker, I want act
another drama……………

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*** after segun’s call*****
Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do
I leave here now,
your friend went home to bring money only for
him to call that his
house was robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what
to do and I don’t
know anybody else who can borrow me this
money.
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the
time now, its
11:52am already. I must leave here
ooooooooo. Find something
to do ooooo, ****she started bahaving
funny******
ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how
you will get Tfare
for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you
should call uncle
segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I
will sort out how to
get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the
money, but I think of
something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow
you the money.
And when I send it to your account, you will
refund back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and
that we fought
before my departure. Infact, when I went there
to pick my school
ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life.
Dear, can you
imagine what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch
water from the well at
the 5th house away from his house after he
refused to give me
money.
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try
oooo. I wish to
know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me
find means to
reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him
ME: ok.
…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number
and placed it on
speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that
5k, my babe dey
cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the
one wey I get for
house so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to
him, I will get back to
you..and he hanged up.
….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE
is up to another
drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit
try help u make u
come meet am, but him talk say I must dey
there as guarantor
incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go
together go meet
akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand
oooo, I no go pay for
any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you
10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up
I opened my wallet and found out that I had
just 200naira inside.
I turned to bimpe.
ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go
and meet the so
call akin now and get the money for me to
leave here, its 12:09
already now
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I
should calculate the
fare from my house to segun’s house and from
segun’s house to
akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since
segun is going with me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with
me and add it to the
200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed
out of the house,
stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet
sege……………………….
On reaching segun’s house.
Me: sege how far
sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is
akin that u are
talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i
dey act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining
500naira wey she
hold.
Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u
take do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come ur
place, she give me
the 5hundred.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain
4,500 be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the
money abi?
Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey
pity bimpe sha
sege: u be mumu. She pity u wen she collect
ur money go Bleep
person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say
“magacology” na
bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
sege: leave this money with me, dey go house
go meet ur babe.
Tell her say akin no see his atm card make
she wait till 2maro
wen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava.
Update me on
whatsapp any development
Me: ok
i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went
home straight.
Me: sweetheart, helo
bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning
knowing that i
will travel
me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm
already, let me start
going.
Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by
segun.
Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She
picked her box
and bag.
Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to
settle the atm debit
and give u the money.
Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i cant wait. Let me
go to my cousin
and beg him again hopefully he can help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the
money, i will leave
from there, but if i cant, i will return here to
sleep.
Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am.
Immediately after she
left, her number wasnt reachable again. I said
to my self, “chaiii,
thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go
yansh this girl this
nite”. I opened her facebook account but no
recent chat. I
updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to
lock up that bimpe
is gone. So i zero my mind that she has left
akure and that i paid
4,500 for one round of s-x.
Up till 8pm, her number isnt reachable, i
dropped my fone and
slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on
my window. I
asked “who is that?”. Its me bimpe, come and
open the entrance
door for me, the voice replied.
I jumped up, my d--k suddenly got erect as i
was heading
towards the door and said to myself, let me
Bleep.ing begin..

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I ushered bimpe inside. Her face looks swollen,
she
looks so much unhappy. I took her bags from
her and we entered
the room.
Me: bimpe, what happened to your lines?, you
have been
unreachable, I don’t know how to find you.
You have scared
me……. Bla bla bla.
BIMPE: ****silence for a moment and then
later talked****, my
dear, I really suffered today. A lot happend
that I can’t explain.
ME: pls dear, tell me anything that happened,
you fought your
cousin again?
BIMPE: something like that,
ME: he doesn’t give you the money?. And
why?
BIMPE:: so many things are better left unsaid.
I can’t just talk right
now.
ME: but why were you late?
BIMPE: we were settling the quarrel. And also,
he sent me on
another erand. That is what took my time.
ME: eyah, so sorry. How will you go about
your test now?
BIMPE: I have called my friends in my
department to arrange for
me. But dear, do me a favour.
ME: what’s that?
BIMPE: can you please increase the money
you are collecting
tomorrow to 30k pls, I have to settle my
lecturer incharge of this
course I should write tomorrow.
ME: no problem
BIMPE: and one more thing please
ME: what is that dear?
BIMPE: maybe you should go to that akin first
to get the money
incase if bank issue will not settle tomorrow
and pls make it early.
Latest before 9AM.
ME:, no problem
****all through this conversation, bimpe isn’t
happy at all, she look
disappointed. I tried to figure out what
happened but I couldn’t..
BIMPE: pls I’m seriously hungry, is there
anything I can eat before
I take my bath?
ME: there is rice inside the pot. Go and warm
it and eat.
****bimpe stood up still not smiling and went
to the kitchen. While
she was in the kitchen. Her fone which is on
my bed gave a
facebook notification sound. I knew it must be
a facebook
message but I couldn’t open it due to security
password. I decided
to check it later. Few minutes later, she was
through with the food
and she came back to the room, and said, I
want to have my bath,
do you care to join?. On hearing this, my body
moved, my d--k
responded instantly. Just as I stood up to pull
of my cloths, I heard
another knock on my window “ko ko ko ko”***
*who is that?. its me seun, a voice replied.
Seun is my neighbour, he occupies the first
“one room
selfcontain” in the compound. Our house is a
block of 6 selfcons
that has only one main entrance. We all have
to pass through the
entrance from outside. Seun had travelled to
lagos 3days earlier
and just arrived at past 10 as at the time of
knocking. I went
outside to open the main entrance door for
him, as my sure
neighbour, we went to his room, gist a little
about the journey,
why he came late, what he brought for me.
Etc, I spent like
15minutes with seun, he gave me a long
bread. I went back to
the room and met adebimpe on towel pressing
her phone with the
2 hands which indicates that she was chating
with someone. But
she still look unhappy. As I drew close to her
on the bed, she
closed her facebook application, pressed the
lock button and
dropped the phone. Can we have our bath
now?, bimpe asked. I
replied YES.
She went into the bathroom and I followed
her.
What is wrong with you bimpe?, u look sad,I
asked. She replied,
“I just had a stressful day”.
She removed her towel. Oh my God!, those
bosoms were
averagely big and firm, my d--k resurrected
inside my boxers,
she noticed this and smile. But I could
perceive the smell of
“recent s-x” on her which I never mind. I
opened the shower, I
bath first while she follows. She turned her
back to me, I could
see the clear view of the a$$. I moved closer,
stood at her back
and held her bosoms from behind. She
moaned oouchhh. I
continue squeezing and pressing while the
shower was dropping
on us. Still backing her, I moved my my hands
down her
abdomen, this time, she moan faster, she
turned to me, kissed
my passionately while taking her hand down
to my erected d--k.
Our body was close that I could feel her Tip
pin touching me. I
held her a$$ and start pressing and spanking.
She kissed me
down to my neck while stroking my d--k, she
kissed down to my
small Tips. This time I started moaning too.
She moved her
mouth to my abdomen, until she finally knelt
down before me and
bury my d--k inside her mouth. Ooooo, yeah
babyyyy oooouch. I
started making sound and she suck faster and
deeper. After
5mins, she stood up and kissed me. Then she
said, “did I try?”, u
really suck well, I replied. ‘Won’t you give me
orals too? Said
bimpe. I thought within 2 seconds that I dare
not put my mouth
into that public hole, “when we get to bed” I
replied. She resumed
the shower and I dashed into my bedroom,
raised up the
mattress and removed a condom, wore it and
return to
bathroom,. I stopped the shower, suck her
bosoms, turned her
back to me and entered from behind.
Ouuuch huuuuh haaah babyyyy harderrrr,
bimpe was moaning, I
started pressing harder, I shifted back a bit,
drew her closer and
grabbed her bosoms while bleeping, I later
leave the bosoms,
spanked her and then held her hips. We
bleeped for like
15minutes in the bathroom before she c-m
and I did the same.
We left the bathroom and went to the bed. But
sumthing is wrong
somewhere. Bimpe is not tight in the K---y-Cat
and also, she
neva smiled, she still looks sad after the s-x.
On getting to the bedroom, we had another
s-x but it was so
boring because bimpe makes it seem like a
“forced s-x”. No
glamour, no anxiety, then I knew something
must be wrong
between her and her “cousin”. 3minutes after
the second s-x,
bimpe said, “please don’t forget to go out
early for that money in
the morning please” and I want to sleep, good
night. I replied
also “good night”.
But I couldn’t sleep because I was worrying
about why bimpe is
unhappy, who sent the message?, what
happened?, few minutes
later, bimpe called my name twice which I
didn’t respond. I
pretend as if I was sleeping. She then rose up,
picked her fone,
went into the bathroom. I over head her
saying “please I beg u
for the sake of the love between us, pls forgive
me”. Pls come
online on facebook and let’s chat please”. She
“tipped toe” back
to the bed, called me again which I didn’t
respond, then she
started chating for another 45 minutes. I
couldn’t stop her
because I want to know what transpired
between her and her
caller. I decided to wait till I wake up before I
find out.

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****i woke up early around 4am, bimpe was
still sleeping, I
picked up my phone, opened her facebook as
usual and read her
recent conversations.
SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you
not to call me
again, what else do you want?
BIMPE: I can explain everything please.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain. I
told you my
neighbour who has a shop at ODA road said
he saw you coming
out from a house infront of his shop earlier
today with your box
and bag, he even said the guy saw u off to
where u took bike, and
when u left here today, you went back to the
same house with
your bag and he saw you also. He even told
me the guy is your
boyfriend isn’t it?. So is that your daddy’s
friend you are talking
about?.
BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls, let me
explain.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?
BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend. I
only went there to
deliver message to him.
SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver
message to him and he
went to the chemist opposite his house to buy
condom a day
before your on friday that you arrived?
*******chaiiii, I knew its badmus the chemist
guy infront of my
house. I was there on friday to buy condom
before bimpe’s
arrival, and when I saw bimpe off. On my way
home, he called me
and said my babe is beautiful oooo. I replied
that yes. He asked,
is that the new catch?. I said “no ooo, we
have been dating for
the past 5 months and she used to come
around. Maybe u don’t
notice”,. Ur condom don expire ooooo, the
thing dey quick burst.
I only make mouth and joked that day. And I
remember he used
to tell me he lives in ijoka at sunday
bustop…… Back to the
chat.
BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with him
please.
SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the quiksex
we had this
afternoon, I traced ur detination with a bike as
u were going and it
matched the exact location I heard of?. So all
this years that we
have been dating, you have been cheating on
me?.
BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not my
boyfriend and I don’t love
him, u are the only one I love. U remembered I
said I want to visit
you in akure this month which you said you
don’t have money on
you, but I missed you and which to see you
and feel ur arms
again after 3months that we hadn’t see, then I
told him I want to
come to akure to see him, he fell for it and
send me Tfare. That
how I got to akure. and after seeing him for
10mins, I came down
straight to ur place to spend the rest of my
stay. please
understand.
SWORD: and decided to go back to him to
collect another Tfare
without having s-x with him?
BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He so
much seem to like
me that he can give me anything. But its you
that I love sodiq. I
love you so much. I just used him and exploit
him to get close to
the person that I love which is you please.
SWORD: so how do u explain the condom he
bought?
BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’t
allowed him to kiss
me, u and I have been dating for 2years now, I
can’t just cheat on
you.
SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will not
have s-x this
night?
BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin and
that I don’t want to be
touched till my wedding nite which he agrees
to. Pls believe me,
I and just using him and exploiting him pls. If
I don’t love you, I
won’t stay till that late nite before leaving
your place.. Plssss.
SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u were
leaving my place
previously, why don’t you take transport with
that and travel?
BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money to
make my hair, and I
want to exploit this guy to get my Tfare and
some provisions. Its
because of the love I have for you that makes
me not to bother
you about my needs. Pls sodiq, don’t make
this thing
complicated please.
SWORD: thanks for all the sweet s-x anyways.
My regards to
your new boyfriend and don’t ever call me
again, I mean it. Bye.
**********chaiiii, na me me “exploitation and
usability mugu?”.
Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.
I woke her up, looked into her eyes and said it
boldly for the first
time. Bimpe, “I want to have s-x”
BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m not
a intimacy gadget
that you can just pick and play with.
ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite
now please.
BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this
morning. Just go out and
get me money to go to PHC today please.
ME: so u are refusing me?
BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the
money you promised,
we can the have a good s-x.
ME: then I am not in the mood to go out also.
How will I need
love making from my girl and she will refuse
it. And I will try to
please her whenever she needs anything.
BIMPE:. ****frowned face*****, so its because
of the money you
wanted to give me that is making you to wake
me up for s-x?.
Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I
can’t survive without
your money?”******** bimpe started
ranting*********
She stood up, arranged her back, wore her
sandals and left the
house.
****i remain inside without any motive to look
for her. I said to
myself, “atleast, I have had a Bleep of the
value of my money.
I picked my phone to update segun about the
latest happenings.
He hailed me on whatsapp saying “mr maga
don dey get sense
be that.
Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on my
bed, doing
meditation on how the day would look like,
then I saw my door
opened, and behold, I saw bimpe. Back into
the room with her
bags*****

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